A Foreign Education by Craig Alan Williamson

By Craig Alan Williamson

The college of Colorado has many priceless classes to coach younger British trade scholar Ross Cooper. there's the paintings of unfastening bra straps utilizing just a international accessory, the politics of corrupting campus radio via obscene freestyle rapping, and the technology of sharing a prison mobilephone with out utilizing the communal bathroom. but if he reveals himself falling for April - the all-American woman of his adolescent desires - merely to confront her smarmy hulk of a boyfriend, Ross faces his greatest schooling of all. It proves to be a grasp category in friendship and depravity, lust and reticence, hearsay and honesty, and the hard-fought game of affection.

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I then heard a more friendly voice in the distance. ’ The door opened wide to reveal a welcoming bed against the far wall, with April sat at its foot. The bed appeared to be raised off the ground by building blocks, and April’s feet swayed playfully above the ground. ‘Hey Ross, I’m glad you came,’ she beamed. A Foreign Education by Craig Alan Williamson 58 ‘I wish I could say the same,’ I remarked lightheartedly as I looked at Laura. ‘Sorry Ross! ’ She was one of the shortest girls I had ever met, with a rather cute smile set-off beautifully against her Asian skin.

Well, she’s not as good-looking as April…’ ‘You’ve really got to forget about that chick, man. She goes all funny on you in that class on Wednesday and then completely ignores you since – you don’t need that shit; trust me. ’ ‘Big boobs? Large titties? Enormous jugs? ’ ‘Would you settle down! She just has a really sexy body and flirts constantly. I tell you, I was almost busting out of my undercrackers by the end of the night. ’ ‘Aw, I like your style man. ’ That Saturday, Kristen introduced me to a running route I had yet to explore.

Needless to say, it didn’t. ‘Well, just a reminder about our competition,’ I offered once more. ’ Four minutes and three seconds passed without a call. ’ Nothing. ‘Look, I’ll level with you here. We don’t even really have to ask you a question, so don’t let that put you off. ’ Another song passed by. A Foreign Education by Craig Alan Williamson 51 ‘OK, OK, I’ll cut the bullshit. The CD is pretty crap, but it’s free. And all you need to do is pick up that fucking phone and dial 2-5-8-2-2. So what are you waiting for?

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